Đấm Gục Thiên Thần Hướng Dẫn, Tôi Trở Thành Tử Linh Thuật Sư ～Vì Kích Hoạt Sự Kiện Ẩn Nhanh Nhất, Thế Giới Sắp Đi Đến Hồi Kết - Chương 282: 282 Nếu là mơ thì xin hãy tỉnh lại

◆ Inside Kagari Castle ◆

"― Oh my, are you awake? You were sleeping so soundly~"

Oh...? Granny Reihime's good morning voice. I almost want to borrow her thighs for a bit... Ah, she ran away.

"Mmuu~..."

"Now, now, don't try to use my lap as a pillow. More importantly, is it really alright for you to be sleeping like that?"

"Mmu...?"

No, I mean, even I think I'm living like a useless slacker~, you know? I don't even know how long I can keep going as a streamer doing Nenneko~... I have enough money so I'm not in trouble, but... I don't have anything big to spend it on either. Haah~ I still want to escape reality. I want to sleep. Lap pillow~~...

"Hey, you fool! Don't go lunging at my thighs!!"

"But~~~"

"'But' nothing! More importantly, look! I'm asking if it's really alright to just leave those kids alone!"

"Those kids...?"

Granny, what are you talking about~? Hmmm... Ah, there's a message. I got an email, too. Oh, an item from the auction was sold~! Ooh~ I can pay Hagge back now~~!! Now, as for the message...

[I'm heading to the Dragon Bone Plain for a bit ― Rinne]

[Goin' with Rinne ― Rena]

― Ah...

"H-Hey!! Fool, don't hold on so tight!! Haah~ this kid... Can't be helped, just for a little bit, alright?"

"Nn...! Thank you~ Granny~"

"Goodness, it feels like I've gained a huge child~ Do you need a lullaby, too?"

"I do~"

Man, these messages were sent quite a while ago. They came in at 14:00, and it's already past 15:30, right? Ah~~ geez, things have definitely gotten completely out of hand~. Go ahead and go wild as much as you want~...

[Area Message: Rinne defeated 【Super-Hard Demon Bull Bone Demon】! Captured the Evil Dragon Army's Base: Ha-1]

[Area Message: Motty named the Evil Dragon Army's Base: Ha-1 as 【Fluffy Land】, increasing the military rations gauge growth rate]

[Area Message: Silver Rena defeated 【Herculean Demon Bull Bone Demon】! Captured the Evil Dragon Army's Base: Ha-2]

[Area Message: Hagge named the Evil Dragon Army's Base: Ha-2 as 【Manly Brilliance】, increasing the military rations gauge growth rate]

[Area Message: Zeo defeated 【Wild Charge Demon Bull Bone Demon】! Captured the Evil Dragon Army's Base: Ha-3]

[Area Message: Tsukune named the Evil Dragon Army's Base: Ha-3 as 【Kagari Army Base: Ha-3】, increasing the military rations gauge growth rate]

"Ah, actually, I'm getting up. Sorry, Granny, I definitely have to go for this one."

"Oh? What's this~ Did you end up getting worried after all~?"

It's way past the point of just being worried, isn't it? Every single one of these messages is an area announcement, right? Uwaah, I knew it. Just how many bases are they wiping out? No, wait, didn't they say the other side was going to attack at 8 PM tonight? ― Well, nobody said *we* couldn't make a move first. Aahhh~ we've been on the defensive all this time, after all............ They went and took the initiative, huh~~...!!!

"Hey, are Lady Momohime and the others out there too?"

"Indeed they are~"

"Okay... I'm going..."

Why didn't anyone wake me up~~!!! Doing such a massive event without me is so uuunfaiiiir!!! Gaoo~~!!! Huh? There's still another email. It's from Hagge~ with an attachment?

[Wake up already 【Audio Data】]

[Starting audio playback]

[― Hey, naphead. This is the tenth time. Wake up~]

[Please wake up~!! Mr. Naphead~~!!]

[Wau~~!! Waooo~~n!!!]

[Go on ahead~~...]

[That's what he said. So we're heading out first. You better come]

[Kyuu~n...]

[Woah, don't lick me there... hehehe...]

[Shall I wait until he wakes up then~]

[Ending audio playback]

Oohn... Oooohhhhnnn...!! Something... a faint memory is floating back to me...!!! I answered!! I feel like I actually answered them!!!

"Well, if you're going, then I shall go with you."

"W-waah... P-Please... do..."

"You'll have to work hard to make up for being late, you know~?"

"I WILL WORK HARD."

This is real bad... If I have to work off my delay, does this mean the base names are in Iroha alphabetical order? Are 'I' and 'Ro' still left?? Please let them be left~~!!! I'll do my best, too~~!! Why am I so terrible at waking up... Yeah, right. I should start by fixing my daily routine. Sleep properly at night, and get up in the afternoon― ah, no, in the morning. In the morning.

◆ ◆ ◆

― I think I'm already done for.

"AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"

[Rinne activated 【Demon God Musou Slash】, dealing a total of 125,550K damage to surrounding monsters]

[A lucky event occurred for Rinne! Rinne's MP has been fully restored]

"Offer it up, offer it up!!! Become sacrifices for the Demon God!!!"

[Rinne activated 【Cursed Animate Fetish】, transforming the Wolf Bone Soldier (Lv. 200) into a cursed object]

I think I'm really done for. Am I seriously going to fight that person in the first round the day after tomorrow? I think I'm already done for. Just kill me swiftly. I wanted to at least land a single blow, but forget a blow... I don't think I can put up a fight larger than a single grain of rice. Rinne-chan alone could probably wipe us all out. Yeah, I really think so.

[Kyuuu~n...? (I'm scared~ Are we really doing this the day after tomorrow~...?)]

[Gaaaa---...! (Let's apologize right now while we still can!)]

"Why are you acting so weak already! We can still train right now! What, we at least have raw power! If it hits, we win!"

"RIGHT, RIGHT, THAT'S RIGHT."

Look, I'm the guild master of Mofumofu Kingdom, right? If I lose to Rinne-chan without being able to do anything, wouldn't people start saying stuff like, 'Staying with a weak master is a bit...' or 'Total scrub!! I'm leaving the guild!!'? They definitely would. At the very least, I want to reach a point where people say, 'You fought so hard, what a shame~'! I want to reach it... I want to live. I want to survive.

"Ahhhhh in front! In front!!"

[Guwawawawa!!! (Waah~ When did they get here?!)]

[Wauuun!! (King! Do something!!)]

[Don't just say that out of nowhere! My muscles are just for show!!]

With this level of adaptability? Against Rinne-chan? No, no, no, no, impossible ― I want to live... I want to survive... I don't want to die!!!

"Castle of sand, crumbling away! S-Silent and soundless!! Falling Hole!!"

[Activated 【Falling Hole】]

『Bẫy được kích hoạt！【Falling Hole】 có Quỷ Sói Máu (Lv,200) đã rơi xuống!』

Đừng nhắm mắt làm ngơ, chỉ cần cố gắng cực độ thì bất ngờ việc gì cũng có thể thành công!! Well, trong trường hợp này, chỉ có thể liều mình chiến đấu đến cùng rồi!

Ta sẽ thêm một chút biến tấu vào combo Rinne-chan đã dạy, triệt đến cùng. Ta phải cố gắng nếu muốn so sánh với người đó!!

『Oh, làm tốt đó――』

"Đừng ngốc ngếch như thế, thiêu đốt hay giam giữ chúng đi!!"

『Gu, Gwa!! (Đúng vậy, chính là combo đã được dạy rồi!!)』

『Woong!!』

『Ah, ahhh!!』

Tôi không nói rằng tôi muốn thắng Rinne-chan. Nhưng ít nhất, tôi muốn có thể tự hào nói rằng 'Tôi đã chiến đấu!'

Vậy nên Rinne-chan... hãy chờ tôi một chút. Tôi sẽ trở nên mạnh mẽ hơn!!! Nên hãy thực sự, hãy thực sự mong đợi tôi...!!!

――Biến mất đi!!! Aha! Ahahahahahaha!!!!!

『Rinne đã phát động【Sóng Tiêu Diệt Ma】, gây ra tổng cộng 222,233K sát thương cho các quái vật xung quanh』

――――Cầu mong cô ấy không trở nên mạnh mẽ hơn nữa...!!!!